A stocky and statuesque symbol of tenacity and brute force, with jowls flapping gently in the autumn breeze, its stunted but strong legs enveloped by green nebulosity of vile emissions, poetic snorts to wake the dead; it's a Bulldog, and there's never been better. I could Shakespeare away for countless hours describing a Bulldog's presence and distinctiveness, but that isn't exactly why we are here. And you know what, if talking about Bulldogs is great, then looking at their cute photos is grand.
Here, we have gathered a myriad of bulldog photos - from ones showing the Bulldog's incomparable goofiness to revealing their soft side and making us squeal with joy looking at their ever-bored eyes. So migrate thou digits unto thine mechanical vermin, scroll down below and look at these adorable bulldogs thyself. Don't forget to upvote the goofy dogs that you found the most loveable, share this article with your bulldog-adoring friends, and tell us why you love these funny dogs! If you'd like to know a bit more about this dog breed, you'll find some interesting bulldog facts in between the photos.
#1 This Is Milo, A Narcoleptic Bulldog Who Is Too Precious For This World
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#2 This French Bulldog And Her French Fries
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#3 Doga
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It was around the 1600s when Bulldogs were officially mentioned for the first time, though it is thought that this type of dog was bred starting in the 1200s by mixing Pugs and Mastiffs. The prefix 'bull' is in the name to describe the dog's use in the 'sport' of bull-baiting, on which we won't elaborate due to its violent nature. When the Cruelty to Animals Act was passed in 1835, the Bulldogs lost their purpose and popularity. However, thanks to one Bill George, a dog dealer in Victorian London, Bulldogs gained popularity as pet dogs.
#4 AirBnb Host Called To Ask If I Minded Sharing The Apartment With 9 French Bulldog Puppies
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#5 My French Bulldog Kept Interrupting Our Outdoor Movie Night. I Give You Batdog
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#6 Take Your Daughter To Work Day
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Due to their tenacity and impressive figure, Bulldogs are often used as mascots for various causes, organizations, and people. But, without a doubt, the most famous Bulldog was the one representing England (and, cheekily, Winston Churchill himself) defeating Nazi Germany. A Bulldog is also the mascot of the United States Marine Corps, and no less than thirty-nine American universities use one as theirs.
#7 When Ravioli Saw His Pups For The First Time
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#8 An English Bulldog Looking Through A Cat Door
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#9 5 Minute Old French Bulldog Puppy
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The American Kennel Club states that Bulldog temperament should be kind and courageous with a pacifist and dignified demeanor. The owners of these dogs, though, describe them more as lazy, stubborn, and goofy. Nevertheless, bold or sluggish, a Bulldog is a great family pet that can easily be kept in an apartment without requiring copious exercise. One other thing - Bulldogs are patient enough to get along with kids, often forming strong bonds with them.
#10 Spotted This Cutie At The Grocery Store
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#11 Bulldog Buffet
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#12 Did Not Eat My Small Friend
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Now for some fun facts:
- One Bulldog can produce around a quarter of a gallon of saliva per day. So carrying a towel at all times might be a great idea!
- No other dog breed can clear a room as fast as a Bulldog who farted. This breed is definitely a winner in the gassiest dogs contest. And though it might seem funny, the Bulldog's anatomy is to blame for this inconvenience - they have sensitive stomachs that make digesting food hard work.
- A Bulldog's wrinkles once had a real purpose - as a participant of blood sports, the wrinkles guarded these dogs against bites and blood getting into their eyes.
- A Bulldog named Otto has a Guinness World Record under his belt (or should I say wrinkles?). In 2015, he broke the record of "Longest Human Tunnel Traveled Through by a Skateboarding Dog," which he managed to do in around 19 seconds!
#13 It Fits
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#14 Same Same
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#15 Please Keep Your Bulldog At Room Temperature
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#16 Grandma Got A New French Bulldog Puppy
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#17 Boss Made Me Come In On A Saturday
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#18 Back During My Morning Commute I Spotted This Lovely Derp
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#19 We Went Hiking With My Sister's French Bulldog And Were Pleased To Discover Her Portability
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#20 This Is How My Dog Is Sleeping Right Now
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#21 Just So We're All Fully Aware That Sir Frederick Has Not Stopped Doing This Every Single Night
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#22 Adorable French Bulldog
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#23 This Bulldog Loves Watching The Street Through A Hole, So His Owners Paint Costumes On The Fence
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#24 Cutie Chicken Legs
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#25 Put My Straw Hat Down While Gardening And Came Back To This
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#26 I Like Ice Cream Too
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#27 Tony My English Bulldog At 3 Months
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#28 Old English Bulldog Named Hugo Burrito
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#29 This French Bulldog
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#30 Meet Walter – An English Bulldog Who Likes To Sit Like A Human In His Favorite Chair
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#31 Little Boy Loves His Tiny Bulldog
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#32 My Sister Got The Perfect Picture Of Her Bulldogs Playing Tug Of War
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#33 My Co-Pilot Can Nap Anywhere
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#34 Cute Bulldog In Unicorn Costume
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#35 So My Bulldog Seems To Be Pretty Proud Of His Son
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#36 Adopted A French Bulldog So My Husky Could Have A Playmate
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#37 The Heartwarming Friendship Of A Little Girl And Her English Bulldog
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#38 My Olde English Bulldog Puppy Hœnir
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#39 English Bulldog Puppy Needed A Nap
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#40 French Bulldog Puppy
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#41 This Cute Bulldog Puppy
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#42 Thought I’d Introduce You All To My Handsome Boy, Chubbs! He’s A 5 Year Old English Bulldog And I Hope He Makes Your Day As Much As He Makes Mine
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#43 Nail Trimming Contraption
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#44 The Timeless Art Of Seduction
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#45 Was Freaking Out Because I Couldn't Find My New Kitten Anywhere. Finally Found Him A Few Minutes Later Under The Stairs, Cuddled Up With My Giant Bulldog
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#46 My Bulldog Played In A Flower Garden
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#47 Gymnastics Fail
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#48 Buddy Is A Helicopter Pilot And He Takes His 2 Year Old Bulldog As A Co-Pilot
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#49 Blue Merle French Bulldog
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#50 My Buddy's Bulldog Wendell Loves Belly Scratches
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#51 Good Morning From Goofy
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#52 A Basket Full Of Bulldogs
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#53 Rescue Fox And A Bulldog Become Inseparable And Form A Real-Life “The Fox And The Hound” Friendship
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#54 I’m A Grown Man, I Do My Own Shopping. I Mean, Maja Pays For Everything, I Just Do The Shopping Part
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#55 My Friend's French Bulldog Puppy Is Quite Photogenic
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#56 Friends Bulldogs Are Ready For Halloween
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#57 French Bulldogs Seem To Be Getting All The Love, But Brits Can Be Cute Too
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#58 If My Jowls Didn't Hang
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#59 All I Want To Do Is Play With The Kids In My Building But Due To Covid-19 I Can't. I Just Watch Them From The Patio. Flatten The Curve Please
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#60 Now This Is The Perfect Spot
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#61 Y’all Ever Seen A Fluffy Frenchie Before
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#62 When Mom Makes You Sit Together For A Picture
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#63 English Bulldog Puppy
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#64 He Ain't Athletic Or Graceful But He's My Boy
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#65 How It Was - How It's Going
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#66 Cinnamon Roll Thighs
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#67 My Favorite
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#68 My Lazy Bulldog, Bonnie, Was Trying To Sleep On A Chair Too Small For Her. I Offered Some Assistance
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#69 Miniature English Bulldog Pup
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#70 Just My Bulldog Going Full Derp In The Pool
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#71 They Say You Are What You Eat
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#72 Shakespeare's First Time Down The Slide
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#73 “When The Kids Leave Their Toys Out, It’s All Fair Game” - Thoughts Of My Puppy Bulldog
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#74 Ever Sat On Your Pet By Accident Because They Look Just Like Your Couch?
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#75 When Your Mom Still Cuts Your Hair
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#76 Woman Woke Up To Find Her Pet Frenchies Covered Head-To-Toe In Green Food Coloring
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#77 Cute Bulldog
#78 My Mother’s 4 1/2-Month-Old American Bulldog
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#79 To The Day I Came Home
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#80 French Bulldog
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#81 Single Greatest Pic I’ve Ever Taken Of Moose
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#82 So, This Is How My Bulldog, Gonzo Looks When Something Ok Is On TV
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#83 Turns Out My Kid Is A Better Model Then Me
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#84 Most Memorable Kiss Of 2020
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#85 I’m Baby Yoda
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#86 Duncan Got Attacked By Another Dog. Now He’s Depressed
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#87 I Did A Poop Inside Today But It Was A Cute Poop
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#88 Merle Bulldog
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#89 We Fostered A Kitty Family Last Year. This Is Our Bulldog Hammie With One Of His 'Babies'. He Loved Them
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#90 Say Hello To Our Little Winston
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#91 Winston The Bulldog Pup
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#92 Heaven Does Exist. It’s Full Of Rolls
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#93 Meet Thor, An English Bulldog Puppy
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#94 French Bulldog Family
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#95 Just A French Bulldog Puppy Pretending To Fly
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#96 Puppy On Fleek
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#97 This Is My New Back Yard
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#98 Jayson Tatum Named His New French Bulldog Puppy "Bean" After Kobe
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#99 We Also Got A New Kitty, Except Our Dog Likes To Lay On Him.
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#100 Mastered The Star Fish At A Young Age
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#101 Bulldog Pretending To Be A Ghost
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#102 My French Bulldog Napoleon. Vet Said He Wouldn’t Live To See 7. He Made It To 15. Forever A Good Dog
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#103 Bulldog
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#104 The Sun On My Skin
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#105 Say Hello To Benson! 10 Weeks Old English Bulldog
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#106 Eleanor Enjoyed Her First Bath
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#107 Homework And Emotional Manipulation: A Portrait
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#108 I Want A French Bulldog So So So Badly
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#109 My Mom's Sweet Bulldog Is So Photogenic
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#110 I Got Access To Momma's Laptop Again. What Should I Order? Should I Facetime?
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#111 I Drive Today
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#112 McLovin
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#113 We Are Having So Much Fun, Aren’t We?
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#114 It's Gonna Be Okay
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#115 When Start To Resemble Their Owners
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#116 Snacks Time Or Nap Time?
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#117 Tugboat Can Sleep Anywhere - What’s Your Magic Skill?
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#118 When You're So Tired That You Pass Out However You Land
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#119 Bentley Getting Ready For Finals
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#120 Our New Bulldog Pup Jacqueline. She Was Born Here And She Is Our Keeper
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#121 My Dog Looks Exactly Like The Bored Panda Logo
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#122 Baby Chillin' With Bulldog Puppies
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#123 When You Realise Your Not Alone
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#124 Ruff Day
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#125 Wake Me Up When This Is All Over Please
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